It was a ridiculously crowded evening in the metro. Reading a book was becoming a tough act to get through.
Squeezed and continuously being jostled from side to side, I felt like a turntable or rotation dial of a locker- three turns to the left, four turns to the right, ‘Excuse me, may I pass through’, two turns to the left. I ended up in rather weird positions, like in a praying stance hunched over my book in reverence, or extending my book above a child’s head, as if in a Shakespearean play.
But this journey was not to end. At least with so little civility. Upon disembarking at my stop, I hopped into a three-wheeler, an e-rickshaw, similar to the tuk-tuks of Bangkok. Now these are quite rickety even if they have an aluminium frame. The road to be traversed is quite shady and ground conditions are like the surface of the moon. The ride at its best was like riding on the back of a camel, at its worst, dune bashing.
The three-wheeler normally seats four, but five is managed, with one person next to the driver. Today, there were eight. The driver was ensconced between two friends, while the third hung from the back of the vehicle like a chimp. With very turn, he swung back and forth, whacking against the vehicle.
Almost halfway through the journey, It was just me and the three friends. And that’s when Friend 3 started talking.
‘You guys are such good friends. Neither of you could offer a seat.’
‘No brother. We are always concerned about you. Such a hardworking fella, we knew if you skipped any opportunity to work, you’d forget the sheer taste of hard labour.
‘Numbskulls.’
About this time we ran into some revellers who spilled onto the streets, and Baul singers who were clearly in their own mystical world. Swaying to the rhythm of the drums, they danced their way through the passage.
‘Ah, people have already started the celebrations. I’ll head home, have a quick bath and join you guys. And I’ll get a couple of bottles too. Without it, it won’t be fun,’ said Friend 3 who now sat opposite me. ‘Ah, who cares if I have a bath. I’ll just wash up quickly.’
‘Brother, when was the last time you had a bath?’
‘Two days ago. I was meant to have one today, but I got up so late. Five phones in the house, and not one can tell the correct time.’
‘You have FIVE phones!’
‘Yeah. They’re the ones I managed to get by steal in the metro.’
‘Ah, brother. You’ve said the truth at last.’
While I passively listened to their conversation with a poker face, my heart started thumping a little harder. No sooner did we reach my stop, I grabbed my bag, paid the driver, and made a beeline for home. Somedays, the journey home becomes quite adventurous.
Wow. I would hurry off too. What an adventure.
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Eight people sitting!!! Gave me creeps. Where is safety?
Be Jealous
Horrible(?) Husband
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This is in the bylanes, shady and dark. No one to police them.
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Learned a new word today — numbskulls :P
Joy @ J is for Jungle Book
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Loved every detail of this post.
Impeccable narration and the thriller climax added to the punch.
Keep up the good work!
@theerailivedin from The Era I Lived In
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Hahaha… it’s a true account, by the way. That punch wasn’t planned. Thank you for dropping by.
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Sometimes it does get a little scary to travel around, doesn’t it?
I love your narration. I could almost see myself making that journey with you.
Reema D’souza from
Reem Writes… Have you read my new post? To J K Rowling?
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Thank you Reema!
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Gosh! Where do you work and to me that is super scary. :(
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In south delhi. Ugh.
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I thought south Delhi was good. Isn’t it the same as south ex, del col etc?
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No, this was in East Delhi. I was travelling from Okhla
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Perfect description of Delhi Metro and out on the roads. These scenarios are common and still we complain we’re lacking behind in everything, rather than giving a close look at our own behavior while travelling.
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Thank you!
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Omg…did that really happen? You dear girl were in some hell of company on the ride! What a vivid narration that was! I was almost there with you being jostled and thrown about while eavesdropping on some jaw-dropping conversations ;)
@KalaRavi16 from
Relax-N-Rave
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Yes it did. Actually, the day before itself. Trouble tends to find me on GPRS. :p
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I hope you checked your phone! Err which city (though it could be any!)
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Saddi Dilli
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Overheard conversations can be quite illuminating!! I am glad he had a safe getaway!!
:)
@yenforblue from
Spice of Life!
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Sounds like a quick exit was the right move!
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Oh yeah. Though, I think at some level they were kidding, but I’m not taking any chances.
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This sounds like a trip on a Mumbai local. Even the auto-rickshaw story sounds Mumbai. Well-written.
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Thank you! :D
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Ahhh! That is scary. Glad you were safe back home with your phone intact :)
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I know. Whew!
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He he enjoyed reading especially the journey twists and turns .
😆😆
@dixita011 from
Cafenined words
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Thank you! :)
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